120+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines (Clean, Funny and Hard to Resist)

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, the rest of the room disappears.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine before someone else does?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If being cute were a crime, you'd be in big trouble right now.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by one more time?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

I seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?

Excuse me, is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.

Are you a library book? Because I checked you out and I'm in no rush to return you.

If you were a houseplant, I'd actually remember to water you.

Was your dad a boxer? Because you are a total knockout.

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

I'd say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I was going to say something smooth, but you already took my breath away.

I'm not great with words, so I'll just say your smile made my whole day better.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I keep putting on repeat.

I don't have a pickup line, I just really wanted to talk to you.

You must be a warm drink on a cold day, because you just made everything cozier.

I think you're the plot twist my ordinary day needed.

If good company were weather, standing here with you would be a perfect afternoon.

You have the kind of smile people write quiet little songs about.

I'm bad at goodbyes, so let's just not start one tonight.

You seem like the reason my favorite playlist exists.

I'd offer you my jacket, but I'm worried you'd be too cool for me either way.

Some people light up a room. You light up a whole group chat.

If kindness had a face, I'm pretty sure it would look a lot like you.

I came over here with a plan, and then you smiled and I forgot all of it.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

I'm not a mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch.

Are you autocorrect? Because you keep turning everything I think into you.

I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date, then?

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Are you a loan from the bank? Because you have my interest.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

My therapist said I'm afraid of commitment. Prove them wrong?

I had a really clever line, but you walked in and rebooted my brain.

Are you a parking garage? Because I'd like to pull in and stay a while.

I'm not saying I'm a great catch, but I did show up, which is more than my last three plans.

Warning: talking to me may cause an unexpected amount of bad puns.

Are you a pizza? Because you're everything I knead.

If you were a taco, you'd be a soft shell, because you've got me falling apart.

You must be a bakery, because you've got a lot of cute buns and a warm vibe.

Are you a grilled cheese? Because you're melting my heart.

I'd share my fries with you, and honestly that says everything.

Are you dessert? Because I skipped dinner and went straight for you.

You're the extra guac to my boring burrito.

Call me a pickle, because I'm kind of a big dill around you.

Are you a smoothie? Because you blend right into all my plans.

If snacks could flirt, this is what one would say to you.

You must be ramen, because you warm me right up.

I'd give you the last slice, and I never give away the last slice.

Are you a cookie? Because I'd love you a whole batch.

You're the cherry on top of a pretty ordinary Tuesday.

Are you a cup of coffee? Because I can't start my day without thinking about you.

You must be an espresso, because you keep me up at night.

I like my mornings like I like this conversation: a little warm and hard to leave.

Are you decaf? Because you're smooth and I could do this all night.

If you were a latte, you'd be the kind people take a photo of first.

You've got me more wired than a triple shot on an empty stomach.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just naturally make everyone nearby thirsty for conversation?

You're the reason I'd actually wake up early.

Are you a tea bag? Because you've been steeping in my thoughts all day.

I don't need sugar in my cup when the company is already this sweet.

You must be happy hour, because everything feels better now that you're here.

Let's be like coffee and mornings and just keep showing up for each other.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd love to date you.

You must be a photon, because you just brightened my whole state.

Are you made of nickel, cerium, arsenic and sulfur? Because you've got a NiCeAsS smile.

My love for you is like dividing by zero: it cannot be defined.

Are we atoms? Because I feel a strong attraction and I can't explain it with words.

You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real.

Are you a gravitational field? Because you keep pulling me closer.

I wish I were an enzyme, so I could lower your activation energy to say yes.

You and I have great chemistry, and I have the lab notes to prove it.

Are you a comet? Because you only come around once in a lifetime and I don't want to miss it.

If I were a neuron, I'd happily fire every time you walked by.

You must be a telescope, because you make distant things feel close.

Are you a black hole? Because time feels like it stops when I'm near you.

Our connection has a half-life of forever.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect and I'm hooked.

You must be a golden retriever, because everyone instantly likes you and so do I.

I otter tell you, you're pretty adorable.

Are you a penguin? Because I think I just found my one and only.

You've got me grinning like a dog with the window down.

If I were a bee, you'd be the flower I keep circling back to.

Are you a koala? Because I'd like to hold on and not let go.

You must be a hummingbird, because my heart is beating way too fast.

Call me a puppy, because I'd follow that smile anywhere.

Are you an owl? Because you're a hoot and I can't stop looking.

You're the only fish I'd stop swimming the whole sea for.

I'm no sloth, but I'd happily slow down to spend the day with you.

Are you the holidays? Because you've got my whole heart lit up.

You must be a snowstorm, because you just shut down all my other plans.

Call me a jack-o'-lantern, because you make me light up from the inside.

Are you a summer day? Because being near you feels like no responsibilities.

You're the only present I'd stay up all night waiting for.

Are you a fireworks finale? Because everyone stopped to look when you showed up.

You must be autumn, because I'm falling and I'm not even mad about it.

If you were a snowflake, you'd be the one I actually tried to catch.

Are you New Year's Eve? Because I'd love to start something new with you.

You're the reason I'd willingly wake up for the sunrise on vacation.

Call me a beach, because I just want to spend every warm day with you.

Are you a cozy sweater? Because you make the cold stuff a lot easier.

Okay, your profile made me laugh, which is dangerous, now I have to say hi.

I had a smooth opener ready, but I'd rather just admit you caught my eye.

Two truths and a lie: I'm funny, I'm charming, and I wrote this with zero nerves.

Quick question, are we going to tell people we met here or invent a cuter story?

I'm swiping with purpose today, and the purpose turned out to be you.

Hi, I'm officially out of clever openers, so you get the honest one: you seem great.

On a scale of one to texting back, how are we feeling about this so far?

I promise I'm more interesting than this message, but I had to start somewhere.

Fair warning, I send good memes and worse puns. Still want to keep talking?

Your bio said you like good company. Lucky for you, that's my entire personality.

I'd open with a pickup line, but you look like you'd see right through it, so hi.

Pick a first date: coffee, tacos, or a walk where we pretend we're not nervous.

I already told my group chat about you, so no pressure, but a little pressure.

If you reply, I'll tell you the embarrassing reason your photo made me smile.