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130+ Funny Statuses (WhatsApp, Instagram Bio, Facebook)

130 jokes
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    134+ Wine Puns for Every Glass, Caption, and Girls' Night Puns ยท New
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    148 turtle jokes to tickle your shell Jokes ยท New
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    156 Turkey Jokes to Gobble Up This Thanksgiving Jokes ยท New
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    150 Taco Puns for Taco Tuesday and Captions Puns ยท New
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    128 Space Puns That Are Out of This World Puns ยท New
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    154 Soccer Jokes for Kids, Players and Fans Jokes ยท New
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    I make pour decisions and I stand by them. โ–ฒ 1 votes
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    I have reached the age where my back goes out more than I do. โ–ฒ 1 votes
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    Half my personality is remembering where I put things one second too late. โ–ฒ 1 votes
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    I tried to catch some fog. I mist. โ–ฒ 1 votes
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    I'm reading a thriller in braille. Something is bound to happen. โ–ฒ 1 votes
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    It's always wine o'clock somewhere.
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