By Kate Waking up to the sweet smell of bacon is one of the simple pleasures of life. Its flavorful grease charms the senses with the decadence only the finest of bacon fats could produce. My love of bacon got me thinking: are there any great jokes about this porky breakfast staple? Turns out there are plenty of great bacon jokes around, along with some really funny bacon puns and memes. Bacon jokes, just like their meaty counterpart, fuel joy in the best of ways.
Best Bacon Jokes
I have a keen eye for humor, so here I will let you in on some of the best bacon jokes around. Although bacon is an innocent food, you can find jokes with even the most adult humor. You know, pertaining to…meat (ahem, pardon my innuendo). As you can see, bacon’s versatility isn’t just limited to the pan or a plate. Below is the cream of the crop when it comes to hilarious jokes.
Why was the meat packer arrested?
For bringing home the bacon.
What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
Hamlet
Why do pigs go to New York City?
To see the Big Apple.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Why did the pig kill the farmer?
To save his own bacon.
What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
Pulled Pork.
What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
History in the bacon.
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
Kevin Bacon
What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
Frankenswine
Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
Turned out to be a hambush.
I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
Turned out to be a porkypine.
What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
Ham-ish.
What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
Pulled Pork.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
Pick-Up Line:
Do you like bacon?
Wanna strip?
A bacon sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Bought a new HP printer recently.
The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.
What would happen if pigs could fly?
The price of bacon would skyrocket.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Bacon and an egg walk into a bar:
The bartender tells them, ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
Because he always hogs the ball!
Which celebrity smells the best?
Kevin Bacon
What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp?
Croaky bacon.
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
Why, mistaken bacon, of course!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurrasic Pork
What is the pig’s favorite magazine?
Porks Illustrated
What are the names of two movies about bacon?
Frankenswine and Hamlet
What do you call a pig that has no legs?
A groundhog
Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?
Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.
What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
Pig Tales from the Farm
What is a pig’s favorite song?
Don’t Go Bacon My Heart
Swine are warned to beware of what?
The pigpockets
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
They love Hoggin Daz.
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the heat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
He’s a pork chop.
Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?
Because he turned out to be a real boar.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why, a hamburgler, naturally.
Why was the piglet consistently whining?
He was boared out of his mind.
Funny Bacon Quotes
Comedy isn’t just limited to the contrived formulaic joke. Some of the funniest people of our generation have some really hilarious things to say about bacon. I have sifted through the good and the bad to find the best bacon quotes on the planet.
If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.
– Tom Waits
I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere.
– Jim Gaffigan
We were Orthodox Jews, but we really didn’t deserve it. I mean, bacon – my father said, ‘Don’t put bacon in the house,’ but we had bacon. We didn’t keep kosher. And we observed which today would be Conservative Jews. But in those days, we belonged to an Orthodox temple. So, we made out we were Orthodox Jews, but we really weren’t.
– Don Rickles
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
– Rachel Hollis
I love bacon so much. – Ayesha Curry
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
– Gwyneth Paltrow
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
– Joel Salatin
You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.
– Nick Offerman
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.
– Nick Offerman
He is not like Ron Swanson at all because he’s very emotional and vulnerable. He is all of the things that I guess Ron was really deep down. He’s not a Libertarian, but he does like bacon and meat.
– Megan Mullally
Bacon Memes and Pictures
Welcome to the internet in 2020, where the new age of humor is a good meme. Let’s be honest here: there is no better meme than a funny bacon meme. So, don’t be salty, and have a good laugh with some of these crispy photos.
Now you are loaded with great bacon comedy. Use these jokes, memes, and quotes wherever you can to make your audience roar with laughter. I mean, what group chat wouldn’t erupt at a glance of a woman with bacon hair? The fun doesn’t have to stop at the brunch table or a personal text; go ahead and share on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. Stay connected with bacon lovers across all networks so they can share in the fun.
